Anonymous asked: In what kind of public place do you fantasize doing it?

Oh man, locker rooms. But I think that’s one of those better in theory things.

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urulokid:

oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT

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LOOK AT HIM

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HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN

THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT

"Pick a God and pray"
- Fredrick, Fire Emblem Awakening (pretty much the most raw ass shit you can say right before you about to fuck someone up)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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getbentgetbent asked: do you prefer huge dicks or normal sized dicks?

I prefer the dicks of confident, mature men, who can say penis and know enough about female physiology to know the irrelevance of size. 

Anonymous asked: how much of a fan are you of giving and receiving oral

A+ 10/10 but there’s a key component missing in your statement/question

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#nsfw   #Anonymous  

kill your curiosity

  • 1. Last kiss
  • 2. Last phone call
  • 3. Last text message
  • 4. Last song you listened to
  • 5. Last time you cried
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 6. Dated someone twice
  • 7. Been cheated on
  • 8. Self harmed
  • 9. Lost someone special
  • 10. Been depressed
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up
  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
  • 12. had sex
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  • 15. Made a new friend
  • 17. Laughed until you cried
  • 18. Met someone who changed you
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  • 27. What time did you wake up today
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  • 32. What are you listening to right now
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?
  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
  • 35. Most visited webpage
  • 36. Favorite colour
  • 37. Nicknames
  • 38. Relationship Status
  • 39. Zodiac sign
  • 40. Male or female
  • 41. Primary school
  • 42. Secondary School
  • 43. High school/college
  • 44. Eye color
  • 46. Height
  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone
  • 48. What do you like about yourself
  • 49. Piercings
  • 50. Tattoos
  • 51. Righty or lefty
  • FIRSTS:
  • 53. First piercing
  • 54. First best friend
  • 55. First hookup
  • 56. First Bestfriend
  • RIGHT NOW:
  • 59. Eating
  • 60. Drinking
  • 61. I'm about to
  • 62. Listening to
  • 63. Waiting for
  • YOUR FUTURE:
  • 64. Want kids?
  • 65. Get married?
  • 66. Career
  • WHICH IS BETTER:
  • 67. Lips or eyes
  • 68. Hugs or kisses
  • 69. Shorter or taller
  • 70. Older or Younger
  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous
  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
  • 73. Sensitive or loud
  • 74. Hook-up or relationship
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 76. Kissed a stranger
  • 77. Drank hard liquor
  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts
  • 79. Had sex
  • 80. Broken someone's heart
  • 82. Been arrested
  • 83. Turned someone down
  • 84. Cried when someone died
  • 85. Fallen for a friend
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
  • 86. Yourself
  • 87. Miracles
  • 88. Love at first sight
  • 89. Heaven
  • 90. Santa Clause
  • 91. Kiss on the first date
  • 92. Angels
  • 93. How would you label yourself?
  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
  • 95. Did you sing today
  • 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 100. Do you like the way you look?

Send me a dirty question. If I’m too embarrassed to answer it, you win.

gumbolt:

I’ll get nothing….

mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

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ourtimeorg:

Is arguing against college the smart solution? | attn: Is College Worth It?

Here’s the thing, for most people, college isn’t a sound financial investment. It’s not actually going to advance their career. You’re probably not going to be a lawyer, is what I’m saying. And a lot of people do completely waste their time and other people’s money (or bury themselves in debt). That’s not untrue. But there is still a large chunk of people who - even if they gain no professional progression, do gain a lot of personal growth and learn for the sake of learning and become very well educated wise individuals in their future endeavors. So maybe you didn’t need that PoliSci degree to open a bakery, but that doesn’t mean that the time you invested in being a college educated person was a waste of time.

Wikipedia is awesome for people who can’t afford the time and money it takes to keep a comics habit because now I know who hooks up in Age of Ultron. 

I have questions about Vision, though, if anyone wants to help. 

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