You mean to tell me S.H.I.E.L.D. has a university?

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

"The sun is perfect and you woke this morning. You have enough language in your mouth to be understood. You have a name, and someone wants to call it. Five fingers on your hand and someone wants to hold it. If we just start there, every beautiful thing that has and will ever exist is possible. If we start there, everything, for a moment, is right in the world."
- Warsan Shire (via theprettyapollo)
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'Do you consider yourself a feminist?'
‘I don’t really think about things as guys versus girls. I never have. I was raised by parents who brought me up to think if you work as hard as guys, you can go far in life.’

- Taylor Swift 2012

'As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means.'

- Taylor Swift 2014

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- (via sam-winchesters)  (via johanirae)

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

HOW DID IT GET SO GOOD SWEET SHIT

Coulson wanting to have kids but deciding the responsible thing was not to breaks me to pieces.

Coulson knows y’all are fucking.

Also omg the guy from the first ep is so cute can we keep him.

MAY WHAT THE FUCK?

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
- Virginia Woolf (via indicio)

when-it-rains-it-snows:

dualpaperbags:

MCU Clint Barton: Rugged and Handsome Action Hero, defeats hordes of Chitauri without getting a scratch on him, lands sick jumps off skyscrapers, too cool to speak outside of quips

Comic Book Clint Barton: gets his ass kicked by russian gangsters in tracksuits on a daily basis, would probably eat floor pizza if Kate wasn’t around to stop him

True enough, HOWEVER: Comic Book Clint Barton has plenty of moments of sheer incandescent badass,

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therefore it only stands to logic that MCU Clint Barton does indeed eat the floor pizza because there is no Kate around to stop him.

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